ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
Emoji: rocket
Emoji: rocket
The Universe is lighting a rocket under your bum this
month, Aries. You’re being asked to look at where you’ve given away your power
– say, letting others take credit for your work… (read
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TAURUS
(April 20-May 20)
Emoji: rainbow
Emoji: rainbow
Great news for Taureans who’ve been butting heads
with bae or family members – the storm clouds are about to clear, making room
for a rainbow (phew!)… (read
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GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Emoji: hourglass
Emoji: hourglass
Geminis love sitting still about as much as Monica
Gellar loves a messy house (read: not so much), but rather than rushing around
like a mofo and achieving very little, the Universe is suggesting you… (read
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CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Emoji: green leaf
Just like a nosy Biggest Loser trainer, the Universe
is sticking its head in your fridge and judging you. If your last encounter
with vegetables was the carrot cake served up at an awkward workplace rendition
of ‘happy birthday’… (read
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LEO
(July 23-August 22)
Emoji: explosion
Emoji: explosion
Being a Leo, you probably already know you’re pretty
special, right? I mean, the freakin’ SUN rules your sign (no wonder you’re
often the centre of attention lol). And in 2017, you’re #beyondblessed… (read
more)
VIRGO
(August 23-September 22)
Security is a big theme for Virgos this month – but not the burly bodyguard type of security, a la Mariah. The planet Jupiter (all about fortune) is in your second house (all about money and confidence) until October, meaning… (read more)
Security is a big theme for Virgos this month – but not the burly bodyguard type of security, a la Mariah. The planet Jupiter (all about fortune) is in your second house (all about money and confidence) until October, meaning… (read more)
LIBRA
(September 23-October 23)
Emoji: volcano
Emoji: volcano
Three words for you, Libra: bad life choices. This
month, expect people and situations that are bad news to pop up – and it’ll be
up to you to say ‘hell to the NO!’. Some single Librans will find… (read
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SCORPIO
(October 24-November 21)
Emoji: girl on laptop
Emoji: girl on laptop
Slip into your cutest blazer and get your girlboss
on! The planets are pushing you to focus on leadership and responsibility; some
of you have been in cruise mode for too long. Around August 13… (read
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SAGITTARIUS
(November 22-December 21)
The Universe just handed you the microphone, Sagittarius… nothing new there (lol)! Sags normally have zero problems speaking up and sharing what they’re thinking, but with two powerful eclipses this month… (read more)
The Universe just handed you the microphone, Sagittarius… nothing new there (lol)! Sags normally have zero problems speaking up and sharing what they’re thinking, but with two powerful eclipses this month… (read more)
CAPRICORN
(December 22-January 19)
Emoji: packing box
Emoji: packing box
Cleaning. It’s not very sexy, but it is
super-therapeutic. And this month it’s your *life* that needs a good scrub to
remove the dirt – the f**kboys, the draining friendships, the inconsiderate
flatmates… (read
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AQUARIUS
(January 20-February 18)
Emoji: crown
Emoji: crown
The role of Prince
Harry’s princess is now effectively taken so you’ll probably never be royal,
but you can still rule over your own kween-dom. So, why aren’t you doing that?
The August 7 full moon… (read
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PISCES
(February 19-March 20)
Emoji: boxing glove
Got your boxing gloves
handy? This month you could be heading for the type of showdown that doesn’t
involve the gym or your cute new activewear. If you’re a lover, not a fighter,
you’ll need to… (read
more)
Emoji: boxing glove